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nope, dont bother. if the child is laughing its not doing what its supposed to be doing (Discipline).
try taking their stuff. they HATE that.
for instance,
1) spanking never worked with one of my kids (the others yes) when my one son was little, if he was angry at me he would smash my stuff (only when he was mad [my ex was an abuser, so he learned all of that from him smashing everything]).
he would smash, then stand there with a firm look on his face, "ha ha" he'd say to me.
i finally went in his room and grabbed the prized bat mobile, and proceeded to stomp on it until nothing left. "ha ha yourself. not so funny now, huh? DONT do it again".
he never did it again. all of the talking talking talking with this kid and THAT was the cure. i wished i had figured that out years ago.
2) when my kids wouldnt use bike helmets i would pull out the tools and take off the front tire of their bike, then lock it in the trunk for one or two days. i'm not upsetting myself, i'll just take it. if they did it again, i would do it for a week.
3) i used to be stupid and take their whole video game set up; games, paddles, etc... until one day i realized one better. i would just walk in and take the JUST the paddles to the video games. i told them they could look at it all they wanted.
they replied 'but now we cant play it'
'bummer' was my reply. :)
4) when they would argue with each other (or me) and slam the bedroom door(s) i would just pop the pins in the door and take the whole dam door (LOL!!). yup. i just put it against the wall in my bedroom.
they would say "hey! thats MY door"
"nope, its mine... the room is still yours" i would say back.
see? why aggravate yourself... you can do far more damage by taking their stuff (they reach an age where you can reason with them and spanking doesnt work anymore). kids HATE when you take their stuff, and more then likely, usualy stop their crap.
yvette
mom of 4 and still standing my ground ;)
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nope, dont bother. if the child is laughing its not doing what its supposed to be doing (Discipline).
try taking their stuff. they HATE that.
for instance,
1) spanking never worked with one of my kids (the others yes) when my one son was little, if he was angry at me he would smash my stuff (only when he was mad [my ex was an abuser, so he learned all of that from him smashing everything]).
he would smash, then stand there with a firm look on his face, "ha ha" he'd say to me.
i finally went in his room and grabbed the prized bat mobile, and proceeded to stomp on it until nothing left. "ha ha yourself. not so funny now, huh? DONT do it again".
he never did it again. all of the talking talking talking with this kid and THAT was the cure. i wished i had figured that out years ago.
2) when my kids wouldnt use bike helmets i would pull out the tools and take off the front tire of their bike, then lock it in the trunk for one or two days. i'm not upsetting myself, i'll just take it. if they did it again, i would do it for a week.
3) i used to be stupid and take their whole video game set up; games, paddles, etc... until one day i realized one better. i would just walk in and take the JUST the paddles to the video games. i told them they could look at it all they wanted.
they replied 'but now we cant play it'
'bummer' was my reply. :)
4) when they would argue with each other (or me) and slam the bedroom door(s) i would just pop the pins in the door and take the whole dam door (LOL!!). yup. i just put it against the wall in my bedroom.
they would say "hey! thats MY door"
"nope, its mine... the room is still yours" i would say back.
see? why aggravate yourself... you can do far more damage by taking their stuff (they reach an age where you can reason with them and spanking doesnt work anymore). kids HATE when you take their stuff, and more then likely, usualy stop their crap.
yvette
mom of 4 and still standing my ground ;)
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I need a Chuck Norris joke?
jumbalia
I need the best Chuck Norris joke ever because there's a Chuck Norris joke contest at my school tomorrow.
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I got some good ones:
1.Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he's just pushing the Earth away from an Armageddon asteroid.
2.Chuck Norris took a swim in the Virgin Islands and is now called the Islands.
3.Chuck Norris ate a baby for breakfast and pooped out a secret agent.
4.Cloning is banned because if someone cloned Chuck Norris and the two somehow met and delivered two roundhouse kicks at the same time, the universe would blow up.
5.Brokeback Mountain is another name for the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's backyard.
6.Chuck Norris built a time machine and travelled back in time to stop the JFK assasination. He deflected the bullets with his beard, but JFK was so astounded, he spontaneously grew bullet sized holes and died.
7.It is said Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
8.Chuck Norris had the idea to turn his urine into an energy drink. It is now known as Red Bull.
9.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every times he listens to a song.
10.Chuck Norris can eat just ONE Lays potato chip.
11.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
12.Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
13.The Atomic Bomb was originally called the Norris bomb, but Chuck Norris said it was powerful enough.
14.President Truman had two Atomic bombs dropped on Japan because it was more humane than sending Chuck Norris.
15.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
16.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
17.Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why it's devoid of life.
18.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
19.Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he ate an indian.
20.The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually lives in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
21.If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.
22.Chuck Norris broke the land speed record with a bike missing its chain and front wheel.
23.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
24.Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
25.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
26.If Bruce Banner got mad, he turned into the Hulk. If the Hulk got mad, he'd turn into Chuck Norris.
27.God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say please."
28.Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are so powerful, they can be seen by the naked eye from outer space.
29.Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
30.They once tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't take shit from anyone.
I got 30 jokes. This should definetely help.
I got some good ones:
1.Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he's just pushing the Earth away from an Armageddon asteroid.
2.Chuck Norris took a swim in the Virgin Islands and is now called the Islands.
3.Chuck Norris ate a baby for breakfast and pooped out a secret agent.
4.Cloning is banned because if someone cloned Chuck Norris and the two somehow met and delivered two roundhouse kicks at the same time, the universe would blow up.
5.Brokeback Mountain is another name for the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's backyard.
6.Chuck Norris built a time machine and travelled back in time to stop the JFK assasination. He deflected the bullets with his beard, but JFK was so astounded, he spontaneously grew bullet sized holes and died.
7.It is said Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
8.Chuck Norris had the idea to turn his urine into an energy drink. It is now known as Red Bull.
9.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every times he listens to a song.
10.Chuck Norris can eat just ONE Lays potato chip.
11.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
12.Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
13.The Atomic Bomb was originally called the Norris bomb, but Chuck Norris said it was powerful enough.
14.President Truman had two Atomic bombs dropped on Japan because it was more humane than sending Chuck Norris.
15.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
16.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
17.Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why it's devoid of life.
18.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
19.Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he ate an indian.
20.The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually lives in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
21.If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.
22.Chuck Norris broke the land speed record with a bike missing its chain and front wheel.
23.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
24.Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
25.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
26.If Bruce Banner got mad, he turned into the Hulk. If the Hulk got mad, he'd turn into Chuck Norris.
27.God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say please."
28.Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are so powerful, they can be seen by the naked eye from outer space.
29.Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
30.They once tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't take shit from anyone.
I got 30 jokes. This should definetely help.
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