The Pope's Chauffeur?

kids bicycle siren image

Arnold G

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

(Remember, he's German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, Dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "

Cop: " No Sir."

Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

Star if you liked it. :D

Answer
lol....here's one for u

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

My friend says I have bad music taste, what do you think?

Q. My best friend told me the other day that i had a bad music taste. I obviously disagree with her and I think that she has a BAD music taste. My friend likes to listen to stuff like: JLS, Jedward D:, Westlife, Rihanna, one direction etc. I like stuff like: Bring Me The Horizon, Hellogoodbye, All Time Low, Two Door Cinema Club, You Me At Six, Falling In Reverse, Attack Attack!, Snow Patrol, Vampire Weekend, Bombay Bicycle Club, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Funeral For A Friend etc. Which Do You Think Is Better?? Thnk cha In Advance :3

Answer
Personally, I think your friend has dried up bleehhhhhhhhh view of music :P & I think you are right on it kid! Oh, and you should check out Woe, Is Me if you don't know them already. As well as Underoath, For All Those Sleeping, Forever the Sickest Kids, August Burns Red, We Came As Romans, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, A Day To Remember.. I could go on and on but I already answered your question.

Powered by Yahoo! Answers

Title Post: The Pope's Chauffeur?
Rating: 94% based on 932 ratings. 4,1 user reviews.
Author: Unknown

Thanks For Coming To My Blog